Hot Girl Summer

If you a hot girl and you & the outside go together REAL BAD, I brought this scent back JUST FOR YOUUUUU, Friend!!

This is that basket full of bright, juicy watermelons drippin everywhere when you bite em, them super sweet perfectly ripe strawberries that were just MADE for summer drinks, and the TARTEST MOST SWEETEST lemons plucked straight from the tree and rolled around in cane sugar like a happy piglet that I KNOW you waited all summer for.

This summer we throwin’ away all the good behavior and addin’ liquor to our slurpees and adult sippy cups. We’re droppin these unemployed toddlers and children off and headin’ OUT for some top tier adult time. #FckThemKids.

Because summers were made for living your most beautiful life in real time, smelling good, looking good, feeling GOODER, havin’ fun and doin hood rat shit with your friends. Because you should be twerkin and poppin and turnt up on somebody’s yacht in the middle of the sparkling blue ocean with your hair blowin’ in the wind, being fed fresh fruit with your titties out.

Because we back outside and outside is expensive AF but we gon’ find the money to enjoy this one complicated life by any means necessary. 

Because we weren’t meant to hustle ourselves into an early grave just to pay bills and die being responsible.

Because YOLO.

Because judge ya mama, not me.